So I'm standing outside the front door and I look down to catch a glimpse of something and then look away. My brain registered it but I didn't believe what my eyes saw. So I gave it that "Hollywood Double Take" look. Sure enough, I read it right, "Kink Control".
Now most people would see that label on a garden hose and think, "That hose won't kink up." And to tell you the truth when my wife grabbed it off the shelf she probably thought the same thing. But for me I think, "Yes, kink as in spanking, probably does make me 20% larger".
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